DON’T LET HIS CALM, nonchalant demeanor deceive the naked eye: Special Agent Oso has been on the ball, per se, as a dedicated marketing professional – and a loyal sidekick to his business partner and companion, Kathleen Nixon.

The two have been inseparable since Oso first found Kathleen wandering the streets of sunny urban California before they made the move east to Metro D.C. Nowadays, when Oso isn’t tweeting job updates for his day job, you might find him helping send care packages to military working dogs or raising awareness about Pets2Vets, a sweet program that pairs homeless animals with U.S. veterans nationwide. Talk about tireless efforts, Oso has even been known to go without treats to save up money to donate to Dogma Bakery, all in the name of giving soldiers on duty protection like a Thor’s bulletproof vest. Semper fi, Oso!