RILEY AND TUCKER are “just two beautiful Russian blues,” according to their mother, Tiffani Ker. But what Ker doesn’t know is that these two seemingly innocent house cats by day are actual two fierce feline patrol officers for the F.C. City Police Department by night.

RILEY AND TUCKER are “just two beautiful Russian blues,” according to their mother, Tiffani Ker. But what Ker doesn’t know is that these two seemingly innocent house cats by day are actually two fierce feline patrol officers for the F.C. City Police Department by night. Since budget cuts forced the department’s K-9 division to be eliminated (see actual story here), Riley and Tucker are forced to pick up the slack! “It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to step up. Tucker and I can’t wait to serve the citizens of Falls Church in an important capacity,” said well-spoken Riley. Tucker, of course, cut in with: “Tough job?! This is gonna be easier than convincing a stupid pooch to chase its own tail!” One thing Ker’s two beautiful blues could agree on? “We’re watching you, car thieves. And we plan to find you quicker than the litter box.”

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